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[14 Nov 2010|04:25pm] |
Happy Valentine's Day, Hogwarts.
WARDED TO OWEN PUCEY:
You don't do a fucking thing to her tonight. Got it?
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[28 Oct 2010|06:20pm] |
Valentine's Day. Ready or not, here it comes.
JOCELYN BURKE:
Hello.
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[11 Sep 2010|02:22pm] |
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My eyes. My poor eyes. Someone find me an obliviator. Immediately.
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[31 Aug 2010|09:51pm] |
[WARDED AGAINST HEADS/PREFECTS]
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting a blow job from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
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[11 Aug 2010|04:59pm] |
“One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.” |
- Unknown |
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Expelliarmus.
Good evening, Hogwarts.
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[09 Aug 2010|11:05pm] |
[WARDED TO OWEN, ADELE, MERCY AND WILL]
Hey. Who's free tonight?
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[04 Aug 2010|09:38pm] |
LATER WARDED AGAINST HEADS/PREFECTS MINUS ALICIA NOTT AND (LATER STILL) DOMINIQUE WEASLEY IS ADDED:
SHAG, MARRY OR TOSS OFF A CLIFF.
Chloe Cornfoot, Dominique Weasley, Abigail Kirke
or
Devin Finnigan, Caspar Harper, Zachary Towler.
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[19 Jul 2010|06:31pm] |
Mmm, Paris. Wish we had Art Appreciation field trips every single weekend. It would certainly keep the weeks from growing too mundane.
Good news for those of you who never could: Owen and I are very distinguishable from one another and it'll last the next few days. His black eye is on the right side, my black eye is on the left. The split lips are matching, however. Now it's just a matter of figuring out whether I mean my right or your right.
[Adele Harper]
You.
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[10 Jul 2010|10:12pm] |
Good game, Slytherin.
[OWEN PUCEY]
Hey.
[SAMSON JACKSON]
I've got a bottle of jack with your name on it, fucker.
[WILL SMITH BLETCHLEY]
I had a dream last night: laid in the loo of the Louvre.
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[29 Jun 2010|04:09pm] |
Hello.
Describe yourself in three words. Go.
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[21 Jun 2010|11:38am] |
The weather's quite lovely today.
[Vivien and Owen]
Hey, you two mind meeting me out by the lake at three? Sibling time.
[Owen]
I'd rather not raise her suspicions just yet.
[Joss]
Favourite colour?
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[17 Jun 2010|07:21pm] |
I believe I have a new favourite song. It goes a little something like this:
EVERYDAY I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY BUT EVERYBODY WANTS TO PUT ME DOWN
THEY SAY I'M GOING CRAZY, THEY SAY I GOT A LOT OF WATER IN MY BRAIN!
GOT NO COMMON SENSE, GOT NOBODY LEFT TO BELIEVE, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH LORD! SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY! CAN ANYBODY FIND ME... SOMEBODY TO LOVE?
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[10 Jun 2010|10:25pm] |
1. I'm in possession of a pack of dogs.
2. I've just shaved my hair clear off.
3. I was born on the fifth of July.
Two truths, one lie. Which one is the lie?
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